I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I GO TO SCHOOL
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM BLACK
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I SMOKE SO MUCH WEED
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT HOW LONG IT MIGHT TAKE TO BECOME FAMOUS
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM HORNY
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I GET EXCITED BY CHANGE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM A FEMINIST
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET UP THIS MORNING
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I HAVE A BLOG
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I HAVE SELF DOUBT
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM MAKING A LIST ABOUT WHY I AM AN ARTIST
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE THIS IS ART
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE MY MOTHER HAD SIX CHILDREN
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT TIME
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I SOMETIMES DOUBT THE NATURE OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I HAVE NO DOUBT IN THE NATURE OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I VOTED FOR OBAMA
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO INDIE MUSIC
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I LOVE BEER
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS GAY
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I ENGAGE WITH THE WORLD
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I MAKE ART
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I MAKE LISTS
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I WALK
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I LIVE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE TAKE THE TRAIN
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE THIS IS A PICTRE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I KNOW HISTORY
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I READ THEORY
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I HAVE A FACEBOOK
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I LOVE COFFEE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I CAN THINK OF INFINITE REASONS TO JUSTIFY MY ART
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I HAVE STUDENT LOAN DEBT
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I LIKE VINTAGE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM CHEAP
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I ENJOY REPETITION
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I PLAY AN INSTRUMENT
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I AM A SLACKER
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I COULDN’T BE ANY OTHER THING
I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I WAS BORN
I WAS AN ARTIST BECAUSE  THIS WAS SPONTANEOUS